- Bend my elbow (obvious)
- Go out of parental sight for extended periods of time
- Spin a flag (this will be a problem as today was the first day of band camp. I’m not out for the whole season, just the first half)
- Walk across a room/field in band camp without people asking if I’m out for the season
- Get in my bag, find phone, and flip phone open without missing calls
- Get out of bed unassisted
- Take a shower
- Clasp a bra
- Sit on the ground without pain
- Get up to a standing position painlessly
- Stay up till 1 AM
- Get dressed easily
- Climb stairs without holding on to railing
- Carry heavy objects
- ‘Go anywhere without people offering to help me, which is nice, but when I went to the doctor, this 60 year old lady insisted that she throw out my empty Coke can. I think my legs work fine…
- Multitask
- Read a book easily
- Close the car door
- Run
- Dance
- Have a day pass without going to doctors who talk about scary things like pins in my elbow
- Lift anything in my left arm
- Play Manhunt
- Apply deodorant to left armpit easily
- March in MB (until doctor clears me)
- IM quickly
- Wash my left hand with WATER, not Purell
- Walk anywhere not in house
- Go to sleep without shifting positions for two hours in hopes of finding a comfortable one
- Sleep through the night without my industrial strength pain medications running out, causing me to yell for assistance (can’t get out of bed, remember?)
- And…I CAN’T FUCKING TYPE AN LJ ENTRY WITHOUT 25 RED DOTTED LINES APPEARING UNDER ALL MY MISSPELLINGS DUE TO ONE HANDED TYPING!!!
~ by Luna on August 18, 2008.
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