So, a half hour ago, my brother yelled “LUNA! THIS SPONGEBOB EPISODE IS CALLED THE BAND GEEKS!” I got all excited because I have PMBD (Post Marching Band Depression) and it would be awesome of there was a marching band episode of Spongebob. And it was about marching band! There were bad rookie players, director rivalries, fights, and huge stadiums-just like our marching band.

But, at the end, after the band director Squidward grows disappointed with them and leaves the rehearsal (sound like any band directors you know, CHSMB’ers?) they do pull together. The only problem: their performance turns out to be a Phil Collins type song. No marching. No marching instruments. Way to disappoint us all, Nickelodeon.