How Many Stuff White People Like Things Apply To Me?

#115 Promising to Learn a New Language-no. Never tried except for French, which I take in school.
* #114 America-sometimes. Not usually.
* #113 Halloween-yes
* #112 Hummus – I love it.
* #111 Pea Coats- I once had one, but I don’t LOVE them…
* #110 Frisbee Sports – Frisbees and me don’t like each other. Sometimes I’ll toss one around at CTY.
* #109 The Onion – Yes.
* #108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music – Exceuse me, I actually DO enjoy it. My dad loves Satie, who this post mentioned, but I don’t.
* #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References – Whut?
* #106 Facebook – Doesn’t everyone? (Except L.A.)
* #105 Unpaid Internships – Je ne comprends pas.
* #104 Girls with Bangs – what’s the difference between a girl with bangs and a girl without?
* #103 Sweaters-not really
* #102 Children’s Games as Adults-sometimes. EXTREME DUCK DUCK GOOSE! AT MUSIC PICNIC!
* #101 Being Offended-no
* #100 Bumper Stickers-Not really. Some of them are funny
* #99 Grammar- after Mr. Lombardo is done with me, ask again.
* #98 The Ivy League-I wants to go to NYU. Not an Ivy.
* #97 Scarves-Some scarves are ugly. Some aren’t.
* #96 New Balance Shoes-No, I don’t care about that
* #95 Rugby-no
* #94 Free Healthcare-I don’t pay for my healthcare yet
* #93 Music Piracy-oh dear, you got me.
* #92 Book Deals-no
* #91 San Francisco-YES.
* #90 Dinner Parties-Band dinner, yes. Others, no.
* #89 St. Patrick’s Day-no
* #88 Having Gay Friends-I have a few, but I don’t make friends with them because they’re gay!
* #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes-no
* #86 Shorts-Why is this white?
* #85 The Wire-no, don’t watch
* #84 T-Shirts-WHY IS THIS WHITE?
* #83 Bad Memories of High School-not really, I like the good memories
* #82 Hating Corporations-sometimes
* #81 Graduate School-I don’t know
* #80 The Idea of Soccer-no
* #79 Modern Furniture-yeah
* #78 Multilingual Children-no. This is ridiculous.
* #77 Musical Comedy-Yes.
* #76 Bottles of Water-No
* #75 Threatening to Move to Canada-Me and E.S. were planning on running to Canada if McCain won. We’d live in her summer house.
* #74 Oscar Parties-no
* #73 Gentrification-no. I don’t like this idea either.
* #72 Study Abroad-yes
* #71 Being the only white person around-?
* #70 Difficult Breakups-no. They sound icky.
* #69 Mos Def-I’m neutral on that
* #68 Michel Gondry-who?
* #67 Standing Still at Concerts-no.
* #66 Divorce-no.
* #65 Co-Ed Sports-Marching band is a sport! And it’s co-ed!
* #64 Recycling-yes, but why is it white?
* #63 Expensive Sandwiches-nope
* #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People-nope
* #61 Bicycles-I’ve got a bike! You can ride it if you like! It’s got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good…
* #60 Toyota Prius-no
* #59 Natural Medicine-no
* #58 Japan-YES. I WANT TO GO THERE!!!
* #57 Juno-not really, actually
* #56 Lawyers-no.
* #55 Apologies-?
* #54 Kitchen Gadgets-?
* #53 Dogs-why is this here?
* #52 Sarah Silverman-sometimes
* #51 Living by the Water-yes
* #50 Irony-As long as it’s actually irony
* #49 Vintage-yeah
* #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops-I hate hipster marts. They make me itchy. Except the Whole Foods in Columbus Circle is very convenient for reus, and Eden Gourmet sells Turkey Hill drinks.
* #47 Arts Degrees-?
* #46 The Sunday New York Times-TL;DR
* #45 Asian Fusion Food-no.
* #44 Public Radio-NPR bores the hell out of me
* #43 Plays-yes
* #42 Sushi-LOVE IT. But why is it so white?
* #41 Indie Music-some of it
* #40 Apple Products-sometimes.
* #39 Netflix-nope, don’t got it
* #38 Arrested Development-don’t watch
* #37 Renovations-no.
* #36 Breakfast Places-sometimes
* #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report-Yes
* #34 Architecture-no
* #33 Marijuana-Don’t smoke it
* #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism-Not either. I don’t eat red meat for my health.
* #31 Snowboarding-I ski.
* #30 Wrigley Field-never been
* #29 80s Night-never been, but the 80s had some cool music
* #28 Not having a TV-I have one. Oops?
* #27 Marathons-no
* #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)-I’m addicted to any part of NYC.
* #25 David Sedaris-Sometimes.
* #24 Wine-no
* #23 Microbreweries-no
* #22 Having Two Last Names-nope
* #21 Writers Workshops-nope
* #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture-not an expert
* #19 Traveling-YES
* #18 Awareness-Yes
* #17 Hating their Parents-No
* #16 Gifted Children-CTY HAS A NICE BUTT!
* #15 Yoga-no
* #14 Having Black Friends-I have a few of those, but it’s the same as the gay friends thing
* #13 Tea-yes
* #12 Non-Profit Organizations-sometimes.
* #11 Asian Girls-?
* #10 Wes Anderson Movies-Only ever seen the Royal Tenenbaums, but I love that one
* #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside-no
* #8 Barack Obama-yes, but he’s not the messiah
* #7 Diversity-I’m neutral on that
* #6 Organic Food-sometimes
* #5 Farmer’s Markets-no. If we see a farmer’s market, my mom must spend an hour there. Very happy farmer’s market season is over!
* #4 Assists-?
* #3 Film Festivals-yes
* #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to-we’re all atheists here
* #1 Coffee-Ew.

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~ by Luna on December 6, 2008.

One Response to “How Many Stuff White People Like Things Apply To Me?”

  1. Very thorough list.

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